One beautiful Sunday morning, the pastor announced to the congregation:

“My good people, I have here in my hands four sermons…a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes; a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour; and a coin sermon that lasts till noon.

“Now, we’ll take the collection to see which one you want.”

One Liner
My counselor says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Ha! We’ll see about that!