BABY NAME IDEAS, Part 2

Based on your occupation!

PROFESSION……………………NAME

Cattle thief’s son…………….Russell
Painter’s son…………………Art
Iron worker’s son……………..Rusty
TV show star’s daughter………..Emmy
Movie star’s son………………Oscar
Barber’s son………………….Harry
Housewife’s son ………………Dusty
Minister’s daughter …………..Faith
Day-trader’s daughter …………Hope
Televangelist’s daughter ………Charity
IRS agent’s daughter ………….Mony
Geneticist’s son ……………..Gene
Espresso vendor’s son …………Joe
Undertaker’s son ……………..Barry
Beautician’s son ……………..Curly
Gardener’s son ……………….Moe
Florist’s daughter ……………Rose

One Liner
“It’s not a bug – it’s just an undocumented feature”

Thought for the day
“Pursue forgiveness, not innocence.” – Max Lucado

BABY NAME IDEAS, Part 1

Based on your occupation!

PROFESSION……………………NAME

Lawyer’s daughter……………..Sue

Thief’s son…………………..Rob

Lawyer’s son………………….Will

Doctor ‘s son…………………Bill

Meteorologist’s daughter……….Haley

Steam shovel operator’s son…….Doug

Hair stylist’s son…………….Bob

Homeopathic doctor’s son……….Herb

Justice of the peace’s daughter…Mary

Sound stage technician’s son……Mike

Hot-dog vendor’s son…………..Frank

Gambler’s daughter…………….Bette

Exercise guru’s son……………Jim

One Liner
“If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?”

Thought for the day
Don’t act thoughtlessly, but understand what the Lord wants you to do. Ephesians 5:17 (NLT)

Here’s the key: God’s will for your life begins with a friendship. God is far more interested in having you establish a relationship with him than he is interested in having you follow a set of rules.

Once upon a time an evil king captured a beautiful princess and held her hostage in his high tower. Though she was very beautiful he forced her to wear a disgusting and smelly burlap dress.

“You’ll never get away with this,” she cried. “Some brave knight will rescue me!”

“Not in that old, dirty thing,” the evil king replied.

She waited day and night, but it was just as the king predicted. Every knight that saw her in the window of the high tower was scared away by her disgustingly dirty dress. After many months the princess broke down crying and the evil king taunted her:

“You see? I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in this dress!”

One Liner
“Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.” – Albert Einstein

Thought for the day
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and He will make your paths straight.” (Psalm 3:5-6 NIV)

God doesn’t promise to make your life perfect and problem-free. Instead, he promises to give you the life you’ve always been meant to have. Only God can do that.

“So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?”

“Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me.”

“Yeah — and?”

“She asked how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

One Liner
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”

Thought for the day
Everything you have is a gift from God. He’s generous and he wants you to be generous too. The Bible says, “A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed” (Proverbs 11:25 NIV).

Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular. “When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I’d get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o’ bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans…all for a dollar!!”

Then Grandpa said sadly, “You can’t DO that anymore…..they got those video cameras everywhere you look.”

One Liner
I’ve learned that the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

Thought for the day
Ephesians 4:29 says, “Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that built up” (GN).

Harmful words create hurtful memories. Those words that are spoken in anger and belittle our weaknesses and our faults and our failings are like knives in the heart. You don’t want to leave harmful words in your family’s memories. Instead, choose your words carefully, and speak in love.

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

Actual writings from hospital charts

~ The patient refused autopsy.

~ Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

~ On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

~ The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

~ Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

~ She is numb from her toes down.

~ The skin was moist and dry.

~ Occasional,constant infrequent headaches.

~ Patient was alert and unresponsive.

~ I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

~ Skin: somewhat pale but present.

~ Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

One Liner
So these two air-heads walk into a building…You’d think one of them would have seen it.

Thought for the day
I pray that out of his glorious riches he may strengthen you with power through his Spirit in your inner being, so that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith. (Ephesians 3:16–17 NIV)

Perhaps you’ve noticed the small stickers on many computers that say, “Powered by [this brand of chip].” In a sense, you have the “God-chip” powering your life as a follower of Christ. You are empowered by the one and only Holy God, who’s placed his Holy Spirit within you.

A man who hadn’t attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit.

The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of service one morning told him, “How wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services with your good wife!”

“Well, Preacher,” said the fisherman, “Quite honestly, it’s a matter of choice. I’d much rather hear your sermon than hers.”

One Liner
If I use up all my sick days, do I need to call in dead?

Thought for the day
Each of you should go on living according to the Lord’s gift to you, and as you were when God called you. This is the rule I teach in all the churches. 1 Corinthians 7:17 (TEV)

God does not expect you to glorify Him with gifts you don’t have. But He does expect you to glorify Him with gifts you do have.

To fulfill God’s will for you life, you need work that expresses what God made you to be. If you’re in a job that is not using the talents, gifts, abilities, and interests that God gave you, you may want to pray about whether or not you’re in a mismatched job.