Humor – March 26

A man is on his first parachute jump. He jumps out of the plane and counts, “1 2 3,” and pulls the main cord.

Nothing happens.

He pulls on his emergency cord, again nothing happens.

Looking around desperately the man notices another man flying UP into the air. He hollers to him, “Do you know anything about parachutes?”

“No!” the man going up replies. “Do you know anything about gas water heaters?”

One LINER
“I’ve been having trouble concentrating lately – I think I have that attention deficit whatever.”

Thoughts for the day
Psalm 116:7 says, “I said to myself, ‘Relax, because the LORD is going to take care of you’” (NCV). If you really trust in God, you’re going to be less stressed.

The Bible says in Proverbs 14:30, “A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones” (NIV). It’s not just what you eat that matters, it’s what eats you. You can have all the right macrobiotics and organic food, but if your body is filled with resentment, worry, fear, lust, guilt, anger, bitterness, or any other emotional disease, it’s going to shorten your life.

 

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