A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding.  He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday.

“You don’t understand, sir,” my friend said.  “I’m in the wedding.”

“No, YOU don’t understand,” the officer replied.  “You’re in the Navy.”

One Liner
Home is where you hang your @

Thought for the day
Pray that your children will bring others to Christ regularly: “I pray not only for them, but also for those who believe in me because of their message” (John 17:20 GNT).