Humor – March 20

“Loose Fitting Clothing”

April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class.

“Honey,” the lady replied, “if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t be signing up for an exercise class.”

One Liner
“The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they decided to just give him a season ticket.”

Thought for the day
Pray that your children will experience fellowship personally: “My prayer . . . is that they will be of one heart and mind, just as you and I are, Father . . . and the world will believe you sent me” (John 17:21 TLB).

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