“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.

“Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.”

“Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?”

“He was the original owner.”

One Liner
– A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once! 

Thought for the day
“Let heaven fill your thoughts; don’t spend your time worrying about things down here”  Colossians 3:2

Focus your energy on what will last.  Live a life of worship. Build relationships with God’s people. Invest your time in becoming more like Jesus through discipleship. Serve others with abandon. Tell people about Jesus. Those activities last forever.