Humor – May 12

The school of agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked.

“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied.

“Your father made a million dollars in farming?!” echoed the dean much impressed.

“No,” replied the applicant. “But he always dreamed of it.”

One Liner

I am a mental tourist. My mind wanders.

Thought for the day
“The leaders saw that Peter and John were not afraid to speak, and they understood that these men had no special training or education. So they were amazed. Then they realized that Peter and John had been with Jesus” Acts 4:13

The more time you spend with Jesus, the less you are going to be intimidated by the opinions of others and the more courage you’re going to have.

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