Interviewer: “If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, who would it be?”

Applicant: “The living one.”

One Liner
I know a guy who does the work of three men…Moe, Larry & Curly.

Thought for the day
“Now you belong to him . . . in order that you might be useful in the service of God.” (Romans 7:4 TEV)

How much of the time are you being useful in the service of God? In some churches in China, they welcome new believers by saying, “Jesus now has a new pair of eyes to see with, new ears to listen with, new hands to help with, and a new heart to love others with.”