Humor – July 25

A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits.

Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer’s disease, research indicates. Those carrying 15 to 25 extra pounds are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report.

Thirty to forty pounds of flab could help fend off breast, kidney, pancreatic, prostate, and colon cancer. And an extra fifty pounds on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness, cure the common cold, and reduce global warming.

In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter, and friendlier.

The study was funded by a research grant from McDonald’s, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Domino’s Pizza, Starbucks, Haagen Dazs, Sara Lee, and Krispy Kreme.

One Liner
“Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it’s much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?”

Thought for the day
“Our love for each other proves that we have gone from death to life.” (1 John 3:14 CEV)

The apostle John taught that our loving service to others shows that we are truly saved. He said, If I have no love for others, no desire to serve others, and I’m only concerned about my needs, I should question whether Christ is really in my life. A saved heart is one that wants to serve.

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One thought on “Humor – July 25

  1. Very funny. I was feeling great about myself, and my stocky frame, until I saw the studies sponsors.

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