If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart,” said Tracy the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.”

“Good, what are we having for breakfast,” said Dewey, the new husband.

“Toast and juice,” Tracy replied

One Liner
When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, ‘Cheer up, things could get worse.’ And sure enough…

Thought for the day
Romans 12:19 says, “Don’t try to get even. Let God take revenge”

Leave it up to God. He’ll take care of it, and he’ll do a much better job than you ever could.