Humor October 11

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a policeman.

“What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.

“I juggle them in my act.”

“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.”

The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.

“Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!

One Liner
If your mind goes blank, don’t forget to turn off the sound.

Thought for the day
”Anyone who lets himself be distracted from the work I plan for him is not fit for the kingdom of God” Luke 9:62

If the Devil can’t make you bad, he’ll make you busy. He’ll get you so busy that you don’t have time for the important stuff!

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