Humor – May 3

Elmer says, “First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.”

Calvin says, “Boy, you had quite a time!”

Elmer replies, “I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test.”

One LINER
Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Thought for the day
John 8:31-32
Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Knowing truth only comes by living in obedience to Jesus – truth is something you do, you live. So only by doing will we ever know the truth that liberates us.

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