The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.

Little Johnny interrupted, “My dad looked back once, while he was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and he turned into a telephone pole!”

One Liner
I submitted ten puns to a contest, hoping one might win the prize, but no pun in ten did.

Thought for the day
Isaiah 43:7 says, “Bring to me all the people who are mine, whom I made for my glory, whom I formed and made” (NCV).

If you didn’t bring glory to God, you wouldn’t be alive. God made you to enjoy you!