Humor – July 30

As a public service to our American-based subscribers who have yet to complete their taxes (uh, due today!), I’m providing the following IRS form, at their request:

NEW AND IMPROVED IRS FORM 1040-2EZ
(Tax Year 2015)
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

Social Security Number:___-__-____

1. How much money did you make in 2015?

$_____________

2. Send it to us:
Internal Revenue Service Payment Processing Center, Memphis, TN

One Liner
I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today, it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.

Thought for the day
Romans 6:13b, “Give yourselves completely to God, for you were dead, but now you have new life. So use your whole body as an instrument to do what is right for the glory of God” (NLT).

Maybe you already know what you’re good at, but you’re just not using it for the Lord. You’re using it for yourself. You need to humble yourself and dedicate to the Lord every gift you have.

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