Humor – October 11

One day on his way to work, my husband stopped at the cafeteria as it began to rain.

Forgetting that he hadn’t brought an umbrella, he reached for the nearest one when he got up to leave.

“That’s my umbrella,” a woman immediately scolded.

Abashed at his mistake, he walked on to his office. He was drenched by the time he arrived.

Once there, he discovered three umbrellas that he had left in the office over the months, and he decided to bring them home at the end of the day.

That afternoon he ran into the same woman who had confronted him earlier.

She looked at the umbrellas, then at him, and tartly remarked: “You did real well for yourself today, didn’t you?”

One Liner
A football fan is someone who’ll yell at the quarterback for not spotting an open receiver forty-five yards down the field…and then head to the parking lot and not be able to find their own car.

Thought for the day
“Those who make idols end up like them. So does everyone who trusts them” Psalm 115:8 GW

Whatever you value the most in life, you’re going to become like. If you value money, you’ll eventually become a materialist. If you value pleasure, you’ll become a hedonist. If you value works, you’ll become a pragmatist. If you value above all else Jesus Christ, you’ll become a Christian.

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