Humor – November 22

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a
large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in
amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran
right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines,
the coach shouted, “You’re terrific! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to
it that you get a huge bonus.”

“Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season
go past Thanksgiving Day?”

One Liner
If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right

Thought for the day
“I have made up my mind to obey your laws forever, no matter what” Psalm 119:112 CEV

The reason why most people are ineffective in life is that they’ve never learned how to fight the battle of the mind.  You have a choice. Your mind has to listen to you. God didn’t give you just a mind. He gave you a will! The best time to win the battle with temptation is before it begins.

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