The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman.

His first question is: “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?”

The applicant replies, “The slightest noise wakes me up.”

One Liner
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Thought for the day
“Be careful how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts” Proverbs 4:23 GNT

God is far more interested in changing your mind than changing your circumstances.