Humor – November 20

An urgent call was put in for a plumber at noon but he didn’t arrive until 5 hours later.

“How is it?” he asked entering the house.

“Not so bad,” replied the home owner. “While we were waiting for you to arrive, I taught my wife how to swim.”

One Liner
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

Thought for the day
Mark 2:27, “The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath”

God created this idea of you taking a day off every seven days for rest, recreation, worship, and restoration. It’s his idea, and it’s for your own benefit so you don’t burn out.

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