“Late Arrival”

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!”

He replies: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

One LINER
“The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.”

Thought for the day
Be careful how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts. Proverbs 4:23 (GNT)

If you want to change the way you act, you must first change how you think.