Humor – January 6

Three weeks after her wedding day, Barbara called her minister.

“Reverend,” she wailed, “Nate and I had a DREADFUL fight!”

“Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think. EVERY marriage has to have its first fight!”

“I know, I know!” said Barbara. “But what am I going to do with the BODY?”

One LINER
Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, “Canned goods and ammunition.”

Thought for the day
“Some friendships do not last, but some friends are more loyal than brothers” (Proverbs 18:24 TEV).

The Bible gives us six building blocks for developing long-term relationships:
We must be considerate, confidential, candid, constructive, consistent and committed. “
The point is obvious: You will attract whatever you are!

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