Humor – January 8

THE LAWS OF LIFE

  1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Itchiban)
  2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.

(Incuranctions So Sorry Law)

  1. The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly proportional to its need to be clean. (Law of Campbell’s Scoop)
  2. Arriving for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone else arrived before you. (Law of De Lay)

One LINER
The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip.

Thought for the day
Forget about what’s happened; don’t keep going over old history. Be alert, be present. I’m about to do something brand-new. It’s bursting out! Don’t you see it? There it is! I’m making a road through the desert, rivers in the badlands. Isaiah 43:18-19 (MSG)

Remember is that no one is perfect. We all have regrets; we’ve all made bad choices, and said foolish things; we’ve all wasted time, and hurt ourselves and others.

Accept Christ’s forgiveness. Forgive yourself and focus on the future.

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