As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.

When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.

“Look, honey,” one man said to his wife. “Here comes your anesthesiologist.”

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You know that distant cousin of mine? The more distant the better.

Thought for the day
“Even Gentiles, who do not have God’s written law, show that they know His law when they instinctively obey it, even without having heard it” (Romans 2:14 NLT).

They demonstrate that God’s law is written in their hearts, for their own conscience and thoughts either accuse them or tell them they are doing right”.