Little Johnny came running into the house after the school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, Son!” said his daddy.
“Come into the living room and tell me about it,” Daddy continued.
Little Johnny said, “Well, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math and 20 in science.”
Today he represents us in Congress.
One Liner
Can you yell “MOVIE!” in a crowded fire station?
😂👍