An old guy shows up at the Pearly Gates.
Man, he says to Saint Peter, I was so busy when I was working, and even busier after I retired. Now its time for some much needed R and R.
Saint Peter looks at him and says Didn’t you hear? You have a new agenda!
Agenda? says the man as he hurriedly rustles through his welcome packet. Where is it?!
Saint Peter smiles and says Oh, its on the cloud now!
[submitted by Doug and Cindy Wilkening]
One Liner
If you see somebody acting stupid — it might not be an act, it might be the real thing.
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