~ He looks like a million bucks…after taxes
~ She’s discovered the secret of perpetual youth…she lies about her age.
~ She’s been pressing 30 so long, it’s pleated.
~ When it comes to telling her age, she’s shy……..about 10 years shy.
~ She wouldn’t try so hard to conceal her age if her husband would act his.
~ I’ve stopped exercising…pushing 50 is enough exercise for me.
He’s so old….
..he knew the Big Dipper when it was just a drinking cup.
..he knew Baskin Robbins when he only had 2 flavors ..he just got a prospectus from an old-age home marked “Urgent”
My wife and I have decided we don’t want any children – if anybody else does we can drop them off tomorrow