Humor – October 1

Bill died, leaving a will that provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last of the visitors departed the services, his wife, Lynne, turned to her dearest friend, Sue, and said, “Well, I think Bill would be pleased.” 

“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sue, who then lowered her voice and leaned in close. “How much did this really cost?”

“All of it,” said Lynne. “All thirty thousand.” 

“No!” Sue exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?” 

Lynne replied, “Yes. The funeral was $6,500; I donated $500 to the church, and the wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.” 

Sue computed quickly and asked, “$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My goodness, how big is it?” 

“Two and a half carats.”

One Liner
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

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