Humor – September 28

Everything is Wonderful

My face in the mirror
 Isn’t wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn’t dirty,
 The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
 And so does my lawn.
I think I might never
 Put my glasses back on.

One Liner
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.

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