While taking a routine vandalism report at a primary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, “Are you a cop?” 

“Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. 

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?” 

“Yes, that’s right,” I told her. 

“Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot toward me, “would you please tie my shoe?” 

One Liner
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”