John goes to see his supervisor in the front office. 

“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re short-handed, John,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thanks, boss,” says John, “I knew I could count on you!”

One Liner
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.  Isn’t that handy?