A couple from the city went to a Dude Ranch while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn’t.  

She replied, “The one without the horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic.” 

One Liner
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.