Humor – December 31

Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets and a flight to the Rose Bowl football game in Pasadena on New Year’s Day. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. 

“I think so, too,” said Mabel. “Let’s go!” 

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the first half. 

They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. 

“I guess we can go home now, Mabel,” she said. “This is where we came in.” 

One Liner
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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