Humor – March 22

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful
young girl who will want to know everything about you.” 

The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” he

“No,” says the psychic, “in biology class.”

One Liner
When a telemarketer calls and asks, “How are you today?” I say, “How long
you got?” That usually brings an end to his spiel.

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