A burglar broke into a house. He hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” 

He turns to look around and doesn’t see anyone so he proceeds to look through the house to see what he can steal. Again, he hears the voice saying, “Jesus knows you are here.” 

He is so startled he jumps and looks around again but does not see anything. He proceeds to unhook the TV and the voice says, “Jesus has his eyes on you.” 

The burglar is startled again and shines his flashlight around the room. He then spots a parrot sitting on a perch in the corner.  He says to the parrot, “Did you just say that?” 

The parrot answers, “Yes.” 

The burglar disgustingly says, “Well, I am not going to listen to a parrot — who do you think you are?” 

The parrot answers, “Moses.” 

The burglar says, “What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?” 

The parrot answers, “The same kind of people that named their Rottweiler Jesus.” 

One Liner
How do you think the unthinkable? You think it with an itheberg.