There’s a story told about a lone cowboy who went to an evening service at a little country church up in Montana. There was a snowstorm and the only two people who showed up were the preacher and the cowboy. They waited and waited. 

Finally the preacher said, “Well, I guess we might as well go on home, it doesn’t look like anyone else is going to show up.” 

The cowboy responded, “Now preacher, when I go out to feed cattle, and only one cow shows up, I still feed her!” 

The preacher said “Okay,” and proceeded to preach an hour-long sermon. 

After it was over the cowboy said, “Preacher, that was a good sermon, but you know, when I feed cattle, and only one cow shows up, I don’t give her the whole load!”

One Liner
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?