Humor – May 20

My husband is a minister who conducts an expanded altar call at the end of his sermon. He asks those who wish to accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior, as well as those with prayers or other requests, to come forward. 

To the surprise and delight of the congregation our three-year-old daughter, without a word to me, got up and made her way forward. She waited patiently while the others ahead of her made a request. 

When her turn came, my husband leaned down to ask for her request. She whispered, “Can we go to the restaurant after church?” 

One Liner
I took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler. On my very first call, I introduced myself, “Hello, this is a telephone poll.”  The man replied, “Yeeeah, and this is a street lamp!” 

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