“Sally, can you spell ‘water’ for me?” The teacher asked.
“H I J K L M N 0,” answered Sally promptly.
Her teacher look puzzled. “That doesn’t spell “water.”
“Sure it does,” said Sally. “My daddy’s a scientist and he says water is H to O.”
I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light that had a bumper sticker on it that said, Honk if you love Jesus.