A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20  times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because they don’t smell and are silent.”

The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.” 

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know WHAT you gave me, but now when I pass gas although still silent they stink terribly.”

“Good,” the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

One Liner
I must be following my diet too closely. I keep gaining on it.