Humor – June 11

A man giving a long-winded speech finally says: “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.”

A voice from the crowd says: “There’s a calendar behind you.”

One Liner
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog…we laughed a lot.

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