Humor – July 6

My pastor and his extended family were playing the game Jelly Belly’s Bean Boozled at a holiday gathering. (In the game you spin and it lands on a jellybean color with two possible flavors – one good and one bad. For instance, black could be licorice or skunk spray. You have to eat it without knowing which it will be.)

During the game his 8-year-old grandson spun the color for pear or boogers. The grandson was a bit skittish about eating the jellybean. His father leaned over to him and whispered, “Son, it shouldn’t be bad. You eat your boogers all the time.” 

To which his son promptly replied, “Yeah Dad, but I hate pears.”

One Liner
People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.

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