Humor – September 2

An auto mechanic received a repair order: “Check for clunking sound when going around corners.”

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a ‘clunk.’  He then made a left turn and again heard a ‘clunk.’ Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: “Removed bowling ball from trunk.”

One Liner
Duct tape is like The Force – It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 

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