A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days.

So she tells her son, “I want you to go next door and see how ol’ Mrs. Williams is.”

A few minutes later, the boy returns.

“Well, is she all right?” the mother asks.

“She’s fine, but she’s annoyed with you,” he says.

“At me? Whatever for?”

“Well,” says her son, “Mrs. Williams told me it’s none of your business how old she is.”

One Liner
Putting paper in a folder stops it from folding.