Humor – September 24

“We have your son,” said the kidnapper.

“I don’t have a son,” says the woman.

“Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?”

“Oh no, you have my husband.”

One Liner
Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. Made an appointment for me next Wednesday.

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