Humor – November 10

A man was returning from a pilgrimage to France. As he was in line at the
customs gate, an agent suspiciously eyed a bottle hidden in the man’s

“And what’s this, sir?” he asked.

“Oh, it’s a bottle of holy water from Lourdes,” said the man.

The agent uncorked the bottle, took one whiff and said, “This is wine!”

“Wine?!” cried the man. “Praise the Lord, another miracle!!!”

One Liner

Mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy and you get a rash of good luck.

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