An airhead driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. The airhead remembered what had said: “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.” 

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and started to follow it, for about forty-five minutes. 

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked what happened. The airhead explained what Dad said. 

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot. Do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

One Liner

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.