A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. “Did you steal this man’s overcoat?” he demanded. 

“No sir,” the defendant replied, with a grin. “I was just playing joke on him.”

“And where did you take the coat?” asked the judge.

“I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me.”

“Guilty,” snapped the judge. 

“Guilty! Guilty of what?” asked the defendant.

“Guilty of carrying a joke too far!”

One Liner

If you wanted people to eat something would you name it succotash?