Humor – March 15

humor

Me to the postal carrier: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte.

Postal carrier: Now why would she send you an empty envelope?

Me: We had an argument, and she’s not talking to me.

One Liner

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 

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