In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.
When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, “What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?”
Quick as a flash, the woman replied, “Take off your boots, sir, and count them yourself.”
If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of ignorant.