A young mother was preparing breakfast for her two young sons–a five year-old and a three year-old. They were arguing over who would get the first pancake.

The mother, trying to instill good morals in her sons, asked them to remember What Would Jesus Do. She said that Jesus would say: “Let my brother have the first pancake.”

The 5-yr-old quickly turned to the 3-yr-old and said, “You play Jesus.”

One Liner

Apparently, you can’t use ‘beefstew’ as a password. It’s not stroganoff.