Little Johnny’s family had guests for dinner. 

The dessert was apple pie. Mom cut the pieces and Little Johnny carried them to the table. 

He gave the first piece to Dad, who passed it to a guest. 

Little Johnny came in with the second piece and gave it to Dad, who again gave it to a guest. 

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, “It’s no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size.”

One Liner

Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”