Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, “Pick out the four largest ones and throw them at me, will you?”

“Okay. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?”

“Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.”

One Liner

I can’t believe I didn’t go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row.